X2: X-Men United

Starring:
  • Ian McKellan: Big Gay Action Star
  • Leopold
  • The Femme Fatale AND the $1,000,000 Boobs

 

 
Directed by Bryan "Keiser Soze" Singer

"No, don't tell me Adrien Brody is going to be an X-Man."

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All I know of X-Men is what I've seen in movies, and this is what I've learned: Each mutant has a special power that can be employed in the service of humanitarian good or exploitative evil. He either comes to terms with his power or lets rage and paranoia consume his life. That said, is it any wonder that many gifted young people withdraw from parents with Harvard dreams, finding life more tolerable within the inked world of comic books? In a culture in which intellect is suspicious and youths' gifts are the courted for exploitation, is it any wonder that gifted children lash out at a world looking to cash in on what God, or genetic chance, gave them? In a world in which parents want material success, teachers want them to behave, colleges want their cash, and employers want their souls, comic books are understanding, even instructive—a Dr. Spock for how to grow up gifted and resist the urge to unleash evil on the world. That's what X-Men gives them.

From a literary view, the brilliance of X-Men is how the special powers of each mutant is an extension of his personality: Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), the caged animal whose fists erupt into steel in fits of anger. Rogue (Anna Paquin), the shy, mistrusting girl whose boyfriends are, literally, comatosed by her kiss or healed by her touch. Or Pyro (Aaron Stanford), the anti-authoritarian who plays with fire. Then there's Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart) and Magneto (Ian McKellan), two old friends who have become counterparts over dealing with the humans. Xavier is the Martin Luther King / Thoreau figure who believes that education gives hope for understanding; he can read minds with a machine called Cerebro, as if peering into the over-soul. As for Magneto, he's a Holocaust survivor and student of The Once and Future King who, understandably, sees humanity's unlimited potential for evil, irrational deeds—if anything defines man's capacity for evil, it's bending metal to one's will.

The mutants' conflicts with the humans defines the second predominate theme of X-Men: How America treats its minorities. The mutants are ostracized because they're different—not just different, mind you, but threatening because they aren't understood. They're a problem, so say the senators, and they must be dealt with—I fully expected the President to say that the mutants needed to be "rounded up" or "smoked out of their holes." Nightcrawler (Alan Cumming, enjoying his FABULOUS! blue latex skin and cape) sneaks into the White House to try to kill the President, which prompts the passage of the Mutant Registration Act, a Patriot-like law that gives the government authorization to terrorize all mutant groups based on the actions of a small band of rogue mutants. There's even some Colin Powell-inspired evidence of "Mutant Training Facilities" that justify pre-emptive strikes against mutants. The humans' paranoia erupts into violence when the government crashes Professor Xavier's School for the Gifted, the agents looking much like the INS agents who retrieved Elian Gonzalez. We're drawn so deeply into the mutant conflict that Magneto's declaration of resistance "by any means necessary" starts to make sense, much like Malcolm X must have made sense to Muhammed Ali. "Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night?" Magneto asks Xavier, "The feeling that they will pass their foolish law—or one just like it—and come for you?"

If that's not enough current events for you, Dr. Grey and Storm find Nightcrawler, the devil with a heart of gold, in the rafters of a Catholic church—in Boston, no less. The rest of the plot involves the X-Men struggling within their own ranks while teaming up to save their own race: Professor Xavier must be saved from General Stryker (Brian Cox), who hates mutants like Ethan Edwards hates Injuns. Stryker uses his government position to advance his own agenda of systematically wiping out mutants. By keeping his personal terror meter constantly on Red Alert, he can justify military actions against innocent people. You see, his son failed at Xavier's school—not because of dad's overbearing parenting, mind you, but because Xavier must have been a bad teacher. So let the scapegoating begin. In short, X-Men informs us that American violence is mostly the result of paranoia wrought for personal agendas, and gifted children alienate themselves from parents who won't accept them—or, as Iceman's mom asks, "Can you try not being a mutant?"

I will stand by the assertion that the new generation of comic book movies are works of art—artists gravitate to money just like the rest of us, which brings us the joy of seeing the two most revered Shakespearean stage actors of their generation discussing how best to employ their superpowers. Bryan Singer's film casts a spell because this is a camp-free zone: This world could exist in ours, and to a metaphorical extent, it does. The antagonists cannot overplay the parts and descend into Jack Nicholson's Joker territory—this is serious stuff, and McKellan's Magneto treats his mutant mission with the gravity of Richard's rule over the House of York. Which is not to say that McKellan cannot be fun, but he resists the urge to broadcast the performance like, say, Kenneth Branaugh would. McKellan obviously enjoys hanging out with the kids; he seems genuinely intrigued, almost turned on by Pyro's antics with his Zippo ("That is an amazing gift you have there Pyro. You are a God among insects, never forget that."), but casts the same glare at Xavier that Macbeth might at Banquo. McKellan might strike you as an unlikely action star, but he elevates both this and The Lord of the Rings because he genuinely seems to buy the material. Sure, it's not Shakespeare, but McKellan seems to respect the artistic vision enough to treat it without contempt—unlike the great Shakespearean actor Sir Alec "OB-Wan" Guiness.

The same can be said for Brian Cox's Stryker, whose performance resists the histrionics that Dennis Hopper would bring to the part—and it should be noted that he is a veteran of the British stage. There's also a pair of Oscar-winning actresses lurking in the cast (Halle Berry and Anna Paquin), and the rest are visually fit for their parts, especially new additions Pyro and Deathstrike (Kelly Hu)—yet more formidable foes for sequels to come. But special merit must go to the blue latex duo of Alan Cumming (Nightcrawler) and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Mystique). Cumming's natural flamboyancy is encased in the latex, I think, so he's forced to express it entirely through his hands and eyes. In addition to all his special effects breakthroughs, I also think Brian Singer has stumbled onto the perfect dramatic method for supermodels: Employ them for characters with no lines and force them to act with their most expressive features, like their tits, or, say, their ass. Which isn't fair in this case; Stamos has developed a swagger for Mystique that exudes seductive evil.

In the end, though, a lot of credit must go to Bryan Singer. There's an impressive clarity in his vision: He initiates the mainstream audience into the X-Men world without, reportedly, sacrificing much of the original spirit of the comic. His stories have taken the comic's template and imposed timely, worthy subject matter onto it. With such a sprawling cast, it would be easy to lose most of the characters—though Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is obviously the main story, Singer manages to weave subplots upon subplots into the narrative to create intrigue and interest. And in X2, he whets our appetite for a handful of sequels: Will Rogue ever act on her feelings for Wolverine, though she knows it can't go anywhere? And what about her boyfriend Iceman, whom she can't even kiss? Will he still be cool when his passions overwhelm him? Will Wolverine and Cyclops be able to coexist? And what about Wolverine's past? And is Deathstrike genuinely attracted to him, or merely after him for his power? The list could go on and on. And none of this is to mention the design of the film and Singer's use of the camera. The dark, metallic tones seem just a beat into the future, somewhere between the present and Minority Report. In fact, Singer's action sequences remind me of Master Spielberg's, as does the design of the film: A future of intrusive government is a dark one indeed.

The Pitch:
 
2 The Empire Strikes Back
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2 Stan Lee
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