Spy Game

Starring:
  • The Horse Whisperer
  • Joe Black
  • And All the Homoerotic Subtext We've Come to Expect From Ridley's Brother

 

Directed by The Unspoken Urges of Tony Scott
"Yeah, really. Tony is offering us 50% of the gross if we make out in the next scene."

The Battle of the Blonde Bombshells

There is little to say of the plot or characters of Spy Game, especially if you've seen any Tony Scott movie. There's tension in the high levels of government, one guy plays by the rules, the other doesn't, they clash, lots of stuff blows up, the end. Who knows how much of this is plausible, and really, who cares? The point of this exercise is superficial entertainment. It tries to make some point about the CIA using innocents for its own purposes, but we already knew that. I, for one, don't really care—I grew up thirty miles from the B-2 bomber, and I want Colonel Jessup on that wall.

The real point of all this is to give Tony Scott a woody to poke out of his pink shorts. For the uninitiated movie types, Tony Scott is Jerry Bruckheimer's go-to guy. He gets the "artistic" Bruckheimer stuff—you know, like Enemy of the State and Crimson Tide. Bruckheimer stuff always has some sort of sexual subtext: Nic Cage raping cars in Gone In 60 Seconds, the deflowering of the virginal American spirit in Pearl Harbor, hell, I'll even throw in his vision of Bosch's paintings of the minions of hell amongst the flames of the girls in Coyote Ugly. The Tony Scott film almost always has a homoerotic subtext between the two male leads, celebrating the undying teamwork and friendship of bonded men whose real feelings for each other are buried in the bothersome presence of women and testerone-jacked settings (For instance, take The Fan or Days of Thunder.) You may dismiss this as drivel, but I ask you: What else do you make of our pink-shorts wearing, cigar-smoking director who gave us the line, "Maverick, I've got your tail."? That is, of course, from Top Gun, which a figure no less than Quentin Tarantino once called "The most homoerotic movie in the history of Hollywood." C'mon, how about his "seamen" movie, Crimson Tide? I'm sure JimmyO will get more in-depth into this, but let me just remind you that Tony's first movie starred Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon as lesbian vampires.

So it's absolutely impossible for me not to look at Spy Game as nothing more than a chance for Tony to gaze his lens longingly at Robert Redford and Brad Pitt. Oh yeah, there's government intrigue and tense interrogation scenes, but the strength of the film is the scenes between Redford and Pitt. Redford is the mentor, advising the cocky neophyte in the ways of the business. There's a subtext, I think, in the conversations that extends beyond the midnight fantasies of Tony Scott. Here we have the most universally revered "Sexiest Men Alive" of their respective generations, squaring off as teacher and student.

Robert Redford, whatever we may say about some of his acting choices, has directed at least two great movies: Quiz Show and his Oscar winner of 1980 Ordinary People. Though Ordinary People has faded over time, we could even compliment A River Runs Through It and The Milagro Beanfield War if we wanted. And here he is now, craggle-faced with deep canals entrenched in what used to be the most handsome face in Hollywood. The Legend of Bagger Vance aside, Redford's made a bit of a comeback in the last year, proving that in the very least, he's a survivor. Perhaps this is a message to Brad Pitt. Pitt, who has taken some daring roles in the last decade, hasn't yet achieved what might be called "greatness." I think he's a talented actor, and he willingly, almost as a protest, takes "edgy" roles that no one else could fill. And he takes an ass kicking like no one else in Hollywood. But there's still a void in Pitt's career that, when it's all over, will still nag at him. When Redford hangs it up, he'll go out a winner. Surprisingly going on thirty-nine, Pitt has yet to build the kind of clout that will keep him around after his face begins to fall. And that's the message Redford seems to be passing to his student when they discuss the intricacies of spying—learn your craft, employ it fearlessly, and success will follow. That, and it gave Tony a reason to really work over that cigar.

The Pitch:
1 Crimson Tide
Plus
1 Tom Cruise
Equals
 
2 Spy Game
See It For:

Tony explaining to Bob and Brad how he wants to frame their butts in the next scene.