Old School

Starring:
  • Will Farrell's Naked Ass
  • Luke Wilson, a Less Annoying Version of His Brother
  • Vince Vaughn Thankfully Without Jon Favreau

 

 
Directed by Todd Phillips, Who Blessed Us With Road Trip

"Would everyone who has nailed Molly Shannon please raise their hands."

Glory Days, They'll Pass You By...

Will Ferrell throws himself into the role of Frank "The Tank" like John Belushi throwing himself off the desk of "Weekend Update" during an editorial. Frank is an early-thirties middle class guy who just got married less out of love, and more out of his wife's desire to have her friends stop bothering her about not being married. Frank is the kind of guy whose heart is as big as his gut, but whose exuberance gets the better of his judgment. Yes, he wants to have a good time, but more importantly, he wants everyone else to have a good time. This is his one true skill in life, yet he lacks the self-awareness to parlay his joie de vivre into a career. So he does the only thing he knows how: Try to be the life of the party.

As an actor, Ferrell operates the same way: You get the sense that he'll feel he's failed if he's not funny, so he throws himself into every gag with a reckless abandonment of self-consciousness. There's a sincerity in his eyes that's part acting and part metacognition: When Farrell declares that "We're going streaking," he does so not just as Frank the Tank at the party in the movie, but as Farrell the actor on behalf of the movie itself. Farrell willingly offers Frank as the butt of jokes, but he's savvy enough not to wink at the camera so that a beat after the punch line, our laughter transmutes into empathy, even sympathy. As an actor, Farrell disregards his own dignity to get a laugh, which is what shock comics do, but Farrell's character disregards his own dignity to get a laugh. This adds a layer to the performance that transcends the usual comic mugging. Normally in this sort of comedy, everybody gets their token redemption, but Frank's destination is bittersweet. We're introduced to Frank by a crappy wedding singer belting out an overzealous cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" ("I fuckin' need you more than ever!"); our last glimpse is The Tank at the supermarket, filling his cart with bachelor food, pumping his fists because he kinda-sorta got asked on a date.

I thought we might be in for something special when the Todd Phillips had the good taste to cast Jeremy Piven as the No-Fun Dean. Piven, the impresario of the Pit at Port Chester University (better known as P.C.U.), is one of the inspirations for this film, but I wish it had gone more of the Fight Club route. Good guy Mitch (Luke Wilson), an attorney with a job Lester Burnham would find dull, is dumped by his S and M obsessed girlfriend (Juliette Lewis). He buys a house near campus, which best friend Beanie (Vince Vaughn), a college-dropout, speaker superstore tycoon, decides should be an "equal-opportunity, egalitarian community." This is the problem. The "egalitarian" fraternity becomes a vehicle for a whole bunch of old man, fat black guy, foreigners-with-accents jokes.

The film's central joke is that these guys have settled into "average" lives such that they're no longer exciting or attractive to women, so they reinvent and reinvigorate themselves by temporarily returning to their college years. This is material much covered by the rash of Complacent Middle Class comedies in which the uptight are visited by spirits of the past (The Banger Sisters or American Beauty), but Old School's advantage should be in the opportunities proposed by its conceit. Old School does literally what most other similarly-themed films do figuratively: The juvenile regression. The problem is that Old School doesn't follow the idea to its conclusion: The fraternity should be populated by guys seeking asylum from the soul-crushing lives they chose. One of the best lines of the film is when Matt Walsh (the tall guy from "The Daily Show") stands with Rob Corddry (the balding guy from "The Daily Show") and asks Mitch about pledging the fraternity: "I need this," he says.

Exactly. Had rush become more Operation Mayhem rather than an excuse for a four hundred pound black kid to vault during a gymnastics competition, then Old School could have transcended its limitations as a Big Dumb Comedy. I understand the filmmaker's fears that audience might not get it, but we would have followed the three leads wherever they chose to take us. The movie works, in its way, because Wilson, Vaughn, and Farrell essentially rush us. I signed my pledge form when Mitch garnered Tyler Durden-ish worship, Vaughn threw a kid's birthday party while chain smoking in a clown suit, and when Farrell interrupted Snoop Doggy Dog to announce his intent to streak. Had that been Meat Loaf and his Bitch Tits who vaulted at the gymnastic competition, Old School might have become something special.

The Pitch:
 
1 PCU
Plus
 
1 Spartan Spirit Squad
Plus
 
1 Brian Loughrige
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3 Old School
See It For:
Will offers Lorne a shot at his last after-show party.