About a Boy

Starring:
  • Hugh Grant Playing Himself, But More So
  • Cinema's Resident Bad Mom: Toni Collette
  • A Kid Actor You Actually Don't Want to Beat the Shit Out Of

 

Directed By the Pie Fucker Guys

Nicolas' reaction to Hugh's assertion that Liz would take him back if he really wanted her to.

Island Living, 90's Style

*****If you just want to skip to the movie review, scroll down to the second set of asterisks. The first part is a mini-review of the book and my thoughts on Nick Hornby's take on the suicide of Kurt Cobain. It also contains a few spoilers.

It took one pass through any shopping mall in America during the years 1994 to 1998 to figure out why Kurt Cobain became a martyr for disaffected youth, and why even now the occasional Cobain epithet t-shirt can be spotted in the food court. Cobain's suicide letter describes the affect of postmodern phlegmatics, with his talk of emasculation and envy of appreciative showman Freddie Mercury. He speaks of "pretending," and being unable to muster real passion from an over-saturation of praise and existential despair. In short: the guilt of having it all is too much to take, especially when it's been handed to you, especially when, in punk rock shorthand, the world is shit. My friends, if you can't make the connection between that and perfectly normal, healthy, middle class teenagers mutilating themselves with piercings and tattoos while wasting away in the numb sterility of a shopping mall, then you need only pick up a copy of Nick Hornby's About a Boy, a book named for a song from Nevermind and proof that pop writers can have just as much "depth" as "Literature."

Hornby is a pop culture sophist—the pop novel's answer to Cameron Crowe. Like all great writers, his ideas are layered: a simple and sugary coating, with richer, more satisfying tastes lying underneath. His debut novel, High Fidelity, described a man-boy's approach to thirty by reorganizing his record collection and searching for a woman who is more like a worn-in, scratchy LP rather than a perfectly jewel-encased CD. Here, Hornby turns his eye toward a guy named Will, who is "men's magazine cool, " the closest thing he's ever had to accomplishment. He does, well, nothing: His dad wrote a novelty Christmas song, and the royalty checks roll in, then roll out in the form of cappuccino machines and CD's. His days are filled with shopping and listening to music performed by flame outs; his nights are quests for shags. The occupational hazard is, of course, the break-up, but since Will has numbed himself with daytime television and kitchen gadgets, he feels very little of anything, and what would be fifteen minutes of guilt and shame becomes merely discomfort—a dandy exchange for actually having to care about a woman. Since Will's life objective is the absolution of any degree of disquiet, he's thrilled by the discovery of single women—women who have been treated horribly by men, just looking for a good guy to entertain their kids for a while and then climb up on him after bedtime. The true coup is the guilt-free dumping after a month or so ("It's not you; it's me, Will. You've been wonderful, but I'm just not ready for this.") But as Will says, "It's hard being wonderful all the time," but he finds the arrangement a discovery rivaling electricity or the homemade espresso machine.

Will finds himself in a complicated situation involving a friend of a potential shag and her twelve year old son, Marcus. Marcus is the nerd, and his needs of coolness are not being met by his "granola" mom, Fiona. Will, of course, tries to help him find his way, and in the process, he finds himself. I know this sounds treacly, and the first two acts of the book are, as condescending lit crits would term it, "breezy" and "delightful." It bounces from Will to Marcus chapter by chapter, often lending us two different perspectives of the same situation. Will's humor stems from his obsessive materialism and shallowness, Marcus' from his bittersweet, but "quirky," eccentricities. It's all very funny, more so than even in a "quick read" sort of way. Yet, the final act of the book takes a darker turn involving the suicide of Kurt Cobain, and this is where Hornby earns his praise, even that bestowed upon him by The New York Times Book Review.

Like all great rock movements, grunge stems from youthful rebellion against authority. However, grunge, true to its brief lifespan, is more narrowly targeted. The 80's saw exponential increases in both American wealth and the divorce rate. It was the era of latch key kids and the have-it-all mom and workaholic dad. With all the excesses and compaction of time, the American family fell apart—not a new thing, by any means, but statistics show it more pronounced than in previous generations. Many of us know how these divorce battles go: Proclaimed to be about "the children," they descend into squabbles over money, or worse, the virtual bribing of children with gifts. The money battle is basically a battle over security: Dad protecting what he's worked for, Mom concerned about taking care of the child. With enough wealth, though, these sorts of things tend to be glossed over with the children; in other words, Why should you be so mad when their are so many starving children in the world? I think of the scene in American Beauty in which Carolyn slaps Jane, even though their family is a dysfunctional mess, she doesn't appreciate not living in a duplex.

But does the family's wealth make Jane's pain any less real? While Carolyn locks away her pain and discontent in the back seat of her SUV, Jane buries hers underneath a vaguely goth-chick costume—had Jane been ten years older, I'm quite certain her closet would brim with flannel. That's the essence of grunge: Check the biography of any lead singer of almost any pure grunge band, and you'll find stories of divorce or parental death mixed with a revolt against the commercial sterility of the Seattle landscape. It's possible to draw a line—perhaps not a straight one, but it gets there—from Grunge to the World Trade Organization riots, from Soundgarden to Starbucks.

Hornby presents us with two characters who couldn't be more opposite, except for their love of Kurt Cobain. First, there's Will, whose father was a one-hit flame-out and died of alcoholism. His mom was one of several of his father's paramours, and to Hornby's credit, he doesn't wring tears from this. We just have to assume that the result of the experience is Will's never wanting to experience another human emotion, so his life has become a quest to gloss over himself with beer, gadgets, music, and all the rest of the goods listed across the top of Maxim. Nirvana expressed everything he really felt about life, but instead of facing it, he does exactly what he's done with the rest of his life: tack it up like a poster on his bedroom wall, or close it up in a state-of-the-art CD player. Consequently, he can't tell Marcus about anything "that matters," but he can point him in the direction of where to look and let him work from there. This contrasts with Marcus' mom, a neo-hippie "music therapist" stuck on Joni Mitchell, to whom everything matters and is constantly telling Marcus what's right and wrong in the world—she wants him "to think for himself," even though she outlaws such devils as Adidas shoes and McDonald's hamburgers.

Then there's Marcus' crush, Ellie, a punk rock chick with a self-inflicted spiked hair cut, smelly leather jacket, and nose ring worn like a threat. Ellie's mom wears ratty blue jeans and smokes a lot, apparently getting her comeuppance from a daughter not unlike herself at that age. We never find out what happened to Ellie's father, but we can reasonably assume that he wasn't the most conscientious of folk. Ellie's mom, as Hornby tells us, "has obviously given up on her daughter," which is no doubt why she's assumed her persona of "Ellie," which Marcus describes as a missile that could blow up at any time. She takes to Marcus at first because he's funny, but there's something in him that she wants to know more about: presumably, the real pain he feels from his mother's attempted suicide, firsthand knowledge of what she's been worshipping on the Nevermind album.

But unlike Will, Ellie's devotion to Cobain is sacrosanct. Hornby positions Cobain as a symbol, not of generic rage and rebellion, but as the external face of the internal pain felt against parents who've done wrong to their kids and tried to 1) Bury it with wealth (Will), or 2) Ignore it (Ellie). Will understands what's hurting him, but actively refuses participate in his own feelings, thus keeping his Cobain posters at a comfortable distance on his wall. Ellie, being a teenager, can't quite get a handle on what she's feeling or why, but recognizes in the music something inside her. Related to Will by suffering, but opposite in emotional temperament, Ellie wears her Cobain T-shirt like second skin—it's who she is, fuck-it-all, and she wants somebody, if not everybody, to notice. Compounding the Cobain pain is her confusion, which results in the liberation of a cardboard cutout of Kurt Cobain from behind the glass of a shop window, which forces her and her mom to confront Ellie's behavior. It's as if Kurt's death finally moved her to access previously what she could only listen to from a distance, her anger directed at the "commercial exploitation of his image," which really stands in for similar issues within her own family.

Amongst all this is nerdy little Marcus, the kid with "real problems," whom both Will and Ellie admit they should be listening to for advice about the world. His mom felt pained enough to kill herself, as did Will's dad, and as Ellie's mom just might. But Marcus couldn't care less about Kurt Cobain: He only cares about the people who care about Kurt Cobain. While everyone else is considering topping themselves off, little Marcus is a survivor; as Will observes, in a Pete Townsend way, "...beyond a shadow of a doubt, he's going to be OK." I think of it this way: The emotionally fragile, those who need help—though leant considerable empathy from Hornby—are likened to Cobain and suicide, where Marcus is more of an geekish Eddie Vedder. Though success almost fell them as well, Pearl Jam didn't give up; they fought the good fight against Ticketmaster, went back underground and pulled themselves up off the mat to make some of their best music since Ten in the last four or five years. Reading about the tragic, pathetic death of Layne Staley (the heroin addicted lead singer of grunge rockers Alice in Chains), I imagined Ellie chucking bricks through the local Wherehouse Music, later having her stomach pumped after a night of fuck-it-all rioting. Then I thought about Will and Marcus, probably slumped on the couch of Will's apartment, watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and listening to the Yield or No Code albums. That's a better waste of time than reading this month's Rolling Stone article about the ongoing battle between Courtney Love and Krist Novoselic over Nirvana's unreleased material. In the end, suicide accomplishes so very little: In death as in life, the legacy of Kurt Cobain is still about separation, its offspring, and money.

*****One of the victims of this squabble is the film adaptation of About a Boy. Reportedly, Courtney Love vetoed the use of the Nirvana/Cobain material in the movie, which forces it to be a different story altogether, one that softens its potential impact and almost erases the Ellie character. Yet, the rewritten third act puts Will at more risk—he earns his redemption a bit more, and by miracle, the Weitz Brothers (American Pie) manage to avoid sentimental cliché until the very final frames. In the book, Will is put in the position of heroism by the Redeeming Angel; in the film, he acts this out on his own—and not by stretch of character—to put all that he is (a poster boy for both Maxim and Stuff) on naked display to save his friend. Both endings have their merit, and though the book's is richer with subtext, the film's is well enough that I'll declare it The Best Movie I've Seen This Year.

As Will, Hugh Grant plays a derivative of his usual smarmy charmer, but this beast is something different altogether: It's as if the American Psycho possessed Hugh Grant. He describes getting his hair "carefully disheveled," like Patrick Bateman's thorough tour of his facial creams. Will sums himself up best: "No...I really am this shallow." Playing the Hornby male requires a lot of confused eyes, defensive posturing, and befuddled crinkling of the forehead, and Grant delivers the discombobulation as well as John Cusack in High Fidelity. For those who adore Hugh Grant, the role has more depth than we're used to; for those who abhor him, the "Hugh Grant" persona finally has its puerilism exposed, as only Nick Hornby could.

As good as Hornby's book is, the Weitz Brothers and Peter Hedges' (A Map of the World, What's Eating Gilbert Grape) screenplay creates threads and images that seem like they should come from the book, but are actually original and sufficiently literary in their own right. Will describes "Island Living" in his apartment, as if he's Chuck Noland, but without the need of Wilson or other human companionship, his philosophy conceived from a question on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" about Jon Bon Jovi. He also describes his life as "The Will Show"; though several make guest appearances, he's the only regular, and if others' ratings are bad, then what's it to him? This new stuff is really funny—my favorite being Will and Marcus discussing the difference between a "girlfriend and a girl who is your friend" in front of a monkey cage, the Weitzes careful to capture some big pink genitalia.

In fact, the Weitz brothers surprisingly capture the voice of Hornby's prose on film. The cuts are swift: They don't linger too long, but smoothly slide the screen from Marcus to Will and back, much like the chapters of the book—the pace is so swift that small things seem much larger in retrospect, thus deepening the work and requiring a second look. Some of the most effective moments are the camera slowly, silently pulling back to reveal Will staring blankly in a vacant room, or when the camera tracks smoothly across a room, trapping Will or Marcus behind televisions or between people, focused on the face (without jamming it in ours) to let the actors fill in the prose. Some of the excised prose is found in the costume and set design (part of the Hornby prose that's especially pleasing to see on the screen), and the Weitzes come through where one would expect: the visual jokes. The infamous Dead Duck Day plays well on the screen, as does the first scene when Will joins a single parents club (SPAT: Single Parents Alone Together). Whatever we may say about American Pie, it's difficult to argue that the Weitz Brothers don't have a flair for comic timing, and this film is so well edited, and the actors get the jokes just right, that I'm willing to give American Pie a little more credit for just being funny, even if excessively juvenile.

Also contributing to the voice of the film is the music, which will play a significant role in any Hornby adaptation. With a complete excision of the Nirvana theme, the band Badly Drawn Boy creates the soundtrack. The songs are the sort of whimsy, "college album" rock that sounds like less whiny, less pretentious Jeff Buckley—precisely the sort of Generation X male soul-searching that's the undercurrent of Hornby's prose. The songs stand on their own, and U2's "Zoo Station" makes an appearance, which I'm sure required Bono to insist on the plug for Amnesty International, for whom Will briefly volunteers.

And like with High Fidelity, the supporting characters really lend themselves to good character acting onscreen. The disappointment of Ellie's diminished role is offset by Toni Collette's Fiona, "Miss Granola Suicide" who makes jokes at the most inopportune times. Sometimes the role is pretty thankless; Collette spends much of the movie crying over stuff only she knows, burrowing into the character, excavating as much despair as resides on the page. Likewise, Rachel Weisz plays Rachel, Will's Redemptive Female (we know so because she lives across from a cathedral) who is so illuminating as to diminish Grant, which makes her truly stand apart from Will's random shags. Her Rachel is less forgiving and less eager than the book's (especially in a turn-point dining scene), which plays to the film's advantage. It forces Will to risk himself and face humiliation twice, where in the book Rachel guides him through both. The payoff, then, seems more earned, and it rescues the end of the film from potential disaster.

In the final analysis, About a Boy's success rides on the relationship between Will and Marcus, and the relationship between Hugh Grant and his child costar Nicolas Hoult. Hoult vaguely resembles the demon spawn from Disney's The Kid, but he inspires much less desire to stab him repeatedly. In fact, Hoult is an affecting screen presence and displays some impressive range: He dances awkwardly in the hallways to "Shake Your Ass," but delivers effective tirades. He bottles himself up but still reveals what's going on underneath. The same could be said for Hugh Grant, and had it not been for Al Pacino in Insomnia, I would call it the best male performance of the year. So as a compromise, because the adaptation saves itself from disaster and, in some ways, improves on certain aspects of a great book, I'll call it the best movie of the year thus far.

The Pitch:
 
2 High Fidelity
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American Pie
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1 Four Weddings and a Funeral
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About a Boy
See It For:
Hugh showing Rachel a map of all the best, secretive New Orleans hot spots.