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As much as shimes and I joke around about Roger
Ebert and his obsession with Angelina Jolie's breasts
or his insistence upon granting four stars to any film
with an interracial couple, it's hard not to admit that
he has set the gold standard for film criticism in this
country. Even if one is not inclined to agree with Ebert's
analysis, I would bet the farm that these people still
go to suntimes.com
/ebert every week to read his sharp and to-the-point
observations that are generally surrounded by some of
the funniest commentary in journalism...anywhere. But
I love Ebert in the grudging fashion that I also grant
love to Dave Grohl's Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl is not
nearly as cool or as important without Kurt Cobain and
Nirvana and Roger Ebert is not nearly as smart or as
entertaining without Gene Siskel. As though anyone needs
to be reminded, Siskel was Ebert's cohort on their long-running
syndicated show, the critic for The Chicago Tribune,
and also was the regular critic on such shows as
CBS This Morning. Siskel died during surgery
to remove a brain tumor in early 1999 and for me, his
presence is one that is sorely missed. Gene Siskel was
a critic who felt more at home with the audience than
with any advanced screening of critics or studio wankers.
He loved the experience of the darkened auditorium and
his taste in films and his writing style reflected this
theory pretty keenly. While his solo work was exemplary,
his time with Ebert was beyond words. And it wasn't
so much the fighting, which they did on every subject
from their notorious split on David Lynch's Blue
Velvet to the knockdown drag-out over Free Willy
that was enacted on Late Night with David Letterman.
Gene Siskel and his mean wit and exaggerated aggression
was the main reason that Siskel and Ebert rose
to a sophisticated level of criticism that did not merely
provoke, but was also successful at becoming a separate
form of entertainment.
Gene Siskel began reviewing in the late 1960's and
it was clear that his critique would not be over film
but over movies. This is an important distinction
pointed out by shimes in this Kael-dominated time period.
This is obvious by looking at Siskel's Top Films of
All Time. In addition to the standard inclusion of Casablanca
and Citizen Kane, he also finds space high
on the chart for films such as Singin' in the Rain
and Pinocchio. These films are normally considered
to be good by most critics but are normally ranked higher
by audience members. His rationale for these films being
so highly revered is explained in his review of Saturday
Night Fever, another unlikely film that also creeps
its way into Siskels's later lists: "(This film)
gives us the life of the New York working kid and also
gives the audience the experience of the 'believable
fantasy'. That is to say that what happens to the character
here is fantastic but it is also something that could
happen to the audience member themselves if the moment
was right. That is what will make this story a classic."
The theme of the audience is carried into his review
of ET: "There is nothing in this film that
does not tap a nerve of childhood memories. This is
the imaginary friend that has the power to heal all
things physical and spiritual. Any childhood worry could
be fixed. The pure wonder is coming from the children
in the audience. The wonder mixed with sadness is resonated
from the adults." Wow. Writing does not get any
more emotionally charged than this. And he does this
with a lot of his reviews. He always talks about The
Audience Reaction and The Mood of the Audience. He understands
that the theatrical experience will never be replaced
by Blockbuster or by digital cable because it is not
merely the film but it is also the community experience
of witnessing the wonder and surprises of those shared
moments. And Siskel loved being surprised by film. I
never heard a critic be so enthusiastic about sleeper
films that came in under the radar: He spoke enthusiastically
about B-films like The Arrival and Surviving
the Game to the point where I saw them without knowing
much about them except that he spoke so highly of them.
And they were pretty good. These recommendations also
left an impact on the filmmakers and were not forgotten:
The Farraley brothers dedicated their 2000 Me, Myself
and Irene to Siskel, in respect no doubt to his
undying love for their sadly underrated Kingpin.
He gave respect to the filmmakers and in turn it
made his opinion more respectable and gave them more
weight.
But would we be talking about Gene Siskel if not for
Siskel and Ebert? We would but it wouldn't nearly
be as much fun. Sure, the show he and Roger Ebert did
was a great spectacle and most people tuned in to watch
the fights. They normally did not split violently but
they always talked about the four-star Ebert review
and the one and a half star Siskel review for Blue
Velvet. The arguments were always spirited and intelligent,
but there was something about watching Siskel's reactions
that made them really interesting. The body language
was comically tense to the point where it seemed that
his sweater would rip into shreds and his eyes could
say more than paragraphs of words. It's like he could
not stand one more ounce of Ebert's bullcrap or else
he was going to explode. And you know Ebert loved to
rub in that Pulitzer during commercial breaks, don't
you? But Siskel's real revenge always happened whenever
they would leave the balcony and hit the talk show circuit.
Until I die, I will never forget an August 1993 appearance
they did on Late Night with David Letterman. Letterman
had just done a particularly bad Top Ten List and then
invites the two out. Siskel's first words are: "Was
that really the Top Ten List? I thought that there would
be another one and then we would come on. But that was
is, huh?" The interview got even worse when Letterman
brought up the seemingly innocent topic of Free Willy.
Siskel complained, and rightfully so, that the film
was bad because the audience (There they are again.)
could not relate to Willy because of his eyes. "All
great creatures have very expressive eyes. ET. King
Kong. It's the only way that the audience can relate
to something with very little other ways of communication."
Ebert scoffed and said that was a silly reason to not
like a movie. Siskel's response? "Well Roger. Maybe
you relate to Willy because you're both fat." Siskel
rolls his eyes, Letterman starts to sweat, and NBC cuts
to commercial. Folks, I'll take this over Kaufman-Lawler
any day of the week. And while these spats were great,
it never beat the moments when they both really agreed
to loving a film. Their discussions of the 1994 documentary
Hoop Dreams is some of the most heartfelt and
sincere criticism ever displayed in public. And when
they agreed on a point, they looked at each other as
though they had just discovered their best friend. They
both loved movies, and in a profession where everyone
seems so quick to be the first to hate something, it
was a truly inspirational thing.
It took awhile for the show and for Ebert to get back
on his feet. At first, I thought that Ebert had given
up on trying to find a suitable replacement for Siskel.
I mean, for the first year or two, Richard Roeper was
one of the most passive and idiotic critics to ever
make a path to the air waves. He loved, not just liked,
Meet the Parents and he put Shallow Hal on
his Top Ten list last year. And Ebert took the approach
to him as though he were an untrained dog who merely
needed verbal biscuits. But shimes and I have noticed
a distinct change in Roeper in the past month. He openly
chaffs at Ebert's opinion and offers intelligent reasons
for doing so. He also gave a really good analysis on
the evolution of High Grant's career last week that
sctually made me think about the actor slightly differently.
It's as though he has realized that Siskel's shoes are
mighty big and it will take someone who is smart and
defiant to fill them.Shimes and I also believe that
Ebert praising the baboon scene in Murder by Numbers
may have caused him to snap. Or else he just resigned
a contract and has nothing to lose. Either way, he may
end up being a passable successor, but he will never
transcend the man who champoined the little guy in independent
film, respected movies as an artistic experience and
who made Ebert-bashing a household pastime. Ebert may
have had a bit of a grudge against Siskel while he was
here, but even he probably misses the way-too maroon
sweater vest and the eye-rolling. On this Memorial Day,
I salute you Gene Siskel. As for now, the balcony is
closed.
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